(THEY PLAYED AND HE LOST!) (Video and description provided by youtube.com/JessicaInYourDreams) Loser of the Day Gamer Tag: II outcold II This is yet another loser that saw a video of a girl gamer on youtube. As many insecure losers this noob doesn't like the fact that a girl plays games so he wants to prove his manhood and 1v1 her. I mean come on, what else can he do? When a guy that is this big of a loser sees a girl that is better than him, his primal instincts kick in and he has to prove himself to...well...himself. Because deep down all losers like this know just how big of a loser he is. In fact the idiot probably thought something like: "Duh...oh no a girl plays games. She better than me? ...nuh uh! I must beat'est her...dur...or...uh me no man. Me just a poor dumb retard that get made fun of in school by girls. The short yeller (notice yeller not yellow) bus is sooooooo lonely. Boo whoooo will I ever find true luv." Then he cries while he signs into XBOX LIVE to send a girl gamer a message. So let's get this straight. The loser sends like 30 messages trying to get her attention. So Cara (Aww its Cara) tries to get him to say the following in a voice message so we can play it before the video when we upload it to youtube to publicly embarrass him: "Cara is god and I love her so much. I am a loser and girls do not like me." Or something like that. It was pretty long. The idiot was suppose to send a voice message but the best he did was send a text message with the Cara is god and I love her... part just for the chance to 1v1 her. If he did send the voice message, holy crap that would have been gold but the loser isn't that stupid to follow through with it. So the best we got are his text messages so we'll just embarrass him in this second volume of What NOT to Say to Girl Gamers. Now people can be dumb but come on II outcold II. You start off by begging her to play you and accept you as a decent Halo player, which is a joke in and of itself, then you bow down to her by calling her god and saying you love her. What...a...loser! It is called self respect. Have any? To all similar losers that are so insecure that they want to send a girl gamer (one that they have never met or came across outside of youtube) a message for a 1v1 know this; any 1v1 game will be followed by the game being posted on youtube along with some very embarrassing voice messages. So if you are not willing to face such public embarrassment, don't ask for a 1v1. If you ask nicely you won't be embarrassed but if you act like a loser, we'll make you look like one on youtube. And if you ask for a 1v1, at least don't be desperate and please don't act like a loser that has never been kissed on Xbox LIVE. Your mother might think it is cute, but girls don't. To all girl gamers out there if you want to embarrass a loser publicly send us a message. This has been another public service announcement. =)